Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. No! The cat shelter’s on to me. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat. ” And “Put on your good vestments. ” I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Look, last night was a mistake. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.
Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Do a flip! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Oh yeah, good luck with that. You wouldn’t. Ask anyway!
Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Kids have names? And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. No. We’re on the top.
Say it in Russian! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Also Zoidberg. Throw her in the brig.
There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Can I use the gun? I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Can I use the gun? I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
I don’t want to be rescued. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Hello Morbo, how’s the family?
I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. How much did you make me? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.
Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume?
I’ll get my kit! It must be wonderful. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Okay, I like a challenge.
Belligerent and numerous. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Do a flip! Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I’m a thing. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
A true inspiration for the children. Why not indeed! Shut up and take my money! That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave.